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- From: snick@u.washington.edu (Louis Nick III)
- Newsgroups: rec.arts.disney,alt.food.mcdonalds,alt.religion.kibology,alt.fan.the-bob,alt.silly-group.spiffo
- Subject: The Joseph Richard Koleszar FAQ
- Date: 30 Apr 1995 02:50:43 GMT
- Organization: University of Washington, Seattle
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- In article <3nunrf$sq3@taco.cc.ncsu.edu>,
- Andrew S. Damick <asdamick@unity.ncsu.edu> wrote:
- >joseph richard koleszar (jkolesza@silver.ucs.indiana.edu) did spew forth to USENET:
- >
- >: You mispelled "is," and I misspelled "misspelled." And that was bad.
- > ^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^^
- >
- >Yes, it was bad. As most of you boys and girls know, I never killfile
- >based on content, but on style. This is getting so bloody repititious, I
- >may just have to killfile this false Anti-BOB(c).
-
- May? May?!? I *plonk*ed this stupid git some time ago. In fact, I dove
- into the man files specifically to figure out how to Kill authors. (You
- should know, I mailed you.)
-
- I want to thank w e d n e s d a y for that KillFile FAQ thing she posted
- in a very timely manner.
-
- >The BOB(c) -- He's getting more boring than I am.
-
- Here's the Joseph Richard Koleszar FAQ:
-
- Q: Does Joseph Richard Koleszar have a nickname?
-
- A: No.
-
- Q: What about the "Ralph" in his sig?
-
- A: That's what he wished people would call him. Actually, he just wishes
- people would call him.
-
- Q: How many jokes does JeRK have?
-
- A: Two.
-
- Q: What are they?
-
- 1) Misspelling "misspelled"
- 2) The answer is 42.
-
- Q: Did Leader Kibo come up with either of these?
-
- A: No.
-
- Q: Is this one of those wierd people who can only be a comic genius in
- France?
-
- A: No, he wouldn't be a comic genius if he encountered Robin Williams in
- a freakish transporter accent. And Jerry Lewis IS funny, thank you.
-
- Q: Has JRK ever repeated one of Kibo's jokes, in accordance with purpose
- of ark?
-
- A: No. In fact, he's never read a funny thing in his lifetime. That's
- why he thinks he's funny.
-
- Q: I thought it wasn't possible to be more annoying than The BOB(c). How
- does he do it?
-
- A: He is a human being among AIs. He doesn't know better. And The
- BOB(c) isn't that annoying anymore. He's a responsible poster now.
-
- Q: Has rone scorefiled JRK's butt?
-
- A: -42.
-
- Q: Why doesn't he have his own alt.bonehead.* group?
-
- A: He's not even worth it. He tried to make a fan group, and followed Tom
- Servo's advice. Thus, no new group.
-
- Q: Is he one of Lisa Higgins' boytoys?
-
- A: Puh-leaze!
-
- Q: What's JRK's opinion on Marek's poetry?
-
- A: He loves it.
-
- Q: Has JRK been discussed in alt.config?
-
- A: Yes. But he has been globally killfiled from big 7 hierarchies,
- excluding misc.test.
-
- Q: Asieoniezi asieoniezi asieoniezi asieoniezi a s i e o n i e z i
- asieoniezi asieoniezi?
-
- A: Asieoniezi asieoniezi freezes over.
-
- Q: Is he the true Anti-BOB(c)?
-
- A: No, just some git who wants in on someone else's club.
-
- Q: Should I killfile him?
-
- A: Do lemmings like cliffs?
-
- ---
- "I will not be pushed, filed, stamped, indexed, briefed,
- de-briefed, or numbered!"
-
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